August 2009
2 posts
if i wrote a book.
it would be a memoir, obviously, due to my extreme self-involvment. it would be titled “sporting a head full of juvenile: how hair dye ruined my life”. seriously, i should quit cold turkey before my hair falls out.
i am so unexiting, it’s gross. i play scrabble with my dad and bake cookies from scratch and obsessively dye my hair. someone should just slap me across the face and...
July 2009
6 posts
you know that feeling you get when you wake up to find out your dad is in the hospital for what is later figured out to be a heart attack? you know that feeling you get when you feel so incredibly guilty because while you’re there looking at your dad in a fucking hospital bed you let one unforgivably selfish thought creep into your head about whether or not you’re still going on the...
top five worst feelings you can have in your mouth:
(in my opinion)
1 biting aluminum foil
2 chewing sugary gum/drinking ice water when you have a cavity
3 biting your tongue
4 that little owie you get from too much sour
5 cottonmouth
i need a life.
if you’re not scared you’re not paying attention
June 2009
10 posts
some days i feel like my horoscope knows me better than i know myself.
It just seems like you agreed to have a certain personality or something, for no...
– i quote tv shows SUE ME.
the french know what's up
i find it kind of funny and i find it kind of sad that in french, the word ‘amateur’ means lover as well as, obviously, amateur. but in actuality, i think they got this correct. what is a lover of something if not an amateur? an amateur to the knowledge of what they’re getting themselves into, unsure of the facts.
love for anything can be tricky. everything and everyone has the...
no one reads this so i'm going to vent.
i hate poeple who think that they are hot shit and they’re really not. i hate that art is the only thing i feel semi-good at but i’m not “recognized” unless it’s by friends being overly nice. i hate that I’M overly nice. i hate that i don’t feel real. i hate people judging me. i hate that as i do everything i do, i think about how it will be perceived by other poeple. i hate that i think i just...
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
16 posts
a man has two reasons for doing anything, a good reason and the real reason.
the best feeling in the world is waking up and wanting to get out of bed and start your day because of certain things you can’t wait to experience. some of the worst days in life start out when you don’t have anything to wake up for.
i don’t want a balance; i want to love my life, everyday.
certain things only look good from one angle.
oh my my
i wish i had some good stories. people love people with stories.
LABELS ARE FOR CANS, NOT PEOPLE. - anthony rapp
my bosses compliment me more than my parents. ohwhatalife
Quand je découvrirai qui je suis,
alors je serai libre.
– Ralph Ellison
if a man hasn’t discovered something he will die for, he isn’t fit...
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to dew todai
write a paper, which will mark the first schoolwork to be done all spring break.
go to my cousin’s house for funsies.
draw a not shitty picture aka aim for the impossible.
don’t drink and drive.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that...
cleaning is a good passtime.
Because love is taking that dive
Then, getting really comfortable and peeing in...
– bo burnham<3