August 2009
2 posts
if i wrote a book.
it would be a memoir, obviously, due to my extreme self-involvment. it would be titled “sporting a head full of juvenile: how hair dye ruined my life”. seriously, i should quit cold turkey before my hair falls out.
i am so unexiting, it’s gross. i play scrabble with my dad and bake cookies from scratch and obsessively dye my hair. someone should just slap me across the face and...